Because Not Just Anybody Can Summarize the News

Quoted from Protein Wisdom..."Because let’s face it: Howard Dean is so white he makes Hugh Grant look like Shaft."

Read in context, it's a much more appropriate summary of an editorial column.

Allskateophobia

Today, while eating left over chicken fried rice on the couch and watching TV at lunch, I decided that I'm afraid of roller skating. I've overcome my long and deep-seated fears of the dark, bigfoot, and swimming. But I'm still afraid of roller skates and roller skating.

I am still afraid of sharks, too. I'm also afraid of large, unseen, and unspeakable man-eating creatures that troll the depths of fresh water lakes and ponds, searching for downed water skiers and relutant bathers to devour with a swift and deadly strike from below. I refer to these menaces as freshwater sharks. I've been assured by the greatest minds in biology and taxonomic classification that such predators don't exist. My bullet-proof defense is that new species of something, usually moss, lichens, or protozoa, are discovered every day. It's only a matter of time before some unlicensed angler on a backwoods pond reels in one of these monsters and rewrites the evolutionary record.

I also still fear drowing, and I'm always afraid of going to jail.

Television Trailblazer Interviews Online

Anyone truly interested in the people and personalities behind some of the greatest televison to-date, or even in notable people in front of the camera, will enjoy the Archive of American Television video interviews available on Google.

Evidently you must have Flash Player 7. I think there are about 400 hours of interviews available as of today.